Top Definition
1. When a mail man/women masturbates while delivering mail.

2. When a mail man/women masturbates and proceeds to orgasm into the mailbox of the receiver.

3. When a U.P.S. man/women delivers a package then proceeds to directley finger/or jack of the receiver.
Ups Man: I have a package for Ms. Seduction.

Ms. Seduction: Oh, perfect timing I was getting Lonely.

Ups Man: well thats my job a a Distribation officer.
by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010
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