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Boink'd
A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.
Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.
Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.