Supreme Ruler of the Universe's definitions

California Condor

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

Yucaipa

A crappy little city between Los Angeles and Palm Springs that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on the I-10 in California has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.

Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.

"Have you ever heard of Yucaipa?"

"Ummm... let me think... oh I think I stopped there once to take a dump on my way to Coachella."

by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007