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Isaiah Cummins

4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.

Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"

Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*

Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"

by Superjett November 5, 2020