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1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.
Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!
by Super Tips March 26, 2023
Get the poser mug.A type of rap music with heavy influence from EDM like house, trance, and Europop. It is marketed to the 10-25 demographic and usually has light-hearted lyrics.
The DJ at my cousin's birthday party was horrible. He played a mix of dance rap, teen pop, disco, '80s hair metal, and corporate rock songs... all of which were terrible. I really cringed when he played "Waterfalls" by TLC.
by Super Tips February 24, 2022
Get the Dance rap mug.The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!
by Super Tips March 24, 2023
Get the Before He Cheats mug.Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.
by Super Tips January 3, 2024
Get the pop rock mug.The whiniest singer of the 2020s next to Billie Eilish. I disagree with everyone who likes her, because Olivia will become more and more immature over the next 10-15 years. I mean, Pearl Jam and Pink Floyd were never immature enough to put out the same poppy, juvenile "rock" over and over again; instead, they actually made–not just rock–but garage, psychedelic, space, progressive, folk, experimental and even art music. However, Olivia Rodrigo the Avril Lavigne knock-off is a different story. She doesn't actually sound like rock. She sounds like an Avril/P!nk wannabe who was created long after the duet stopped being relevant. She also managed to release a new album this year. I know for a fact that it sounds horrible. Seriously, if you want punk, emo or alternative rock, don't listen to this. It's neither.
Olivia is nothing special or unique and is too whiny for her own good. She has no creativity, energy or talent. Her music is basically just whining. "Good 4 U" perfectly sums up my feelings towards her music. Her lyrics are immature and adolescent; they don't fit at all with any aspect of punk culture. More pop than rock. One of the most generic artists ever. Representative of a potentially creative junior high musician deciding to move from covers to original songs. Her lack of musical ability and talent is so blatant and obvious that it almost makes you want to burst out laughing when you listen to her music.
Olivia is nothing special or unique and is too whiny for her own good. She has no creativity, energy or talent. Her music is basically just whining. "Good 4 U" perfectly sums up my feelings towards her music. Her lyrics are immature and adolescent; they don't fit at all with any aspect of punk culture. More pop than rock. One of the most generic artists ever. Representative of a potentially creative junior high musician deciding to move from covers to original songs. Her lack of musical ability and talent is so blatant and obvious that it almost makes you want to burst out laughing when you listen to her music.
by Super Tips November 9, 2023
Get the Olivia Rodrigo mug.Awful music by the likes of C+C Music Factory, Michael Jackson, Mary Blige, R Kelly, Faith Evans, Bobby Brown, TLC, Beyoncé, Sweet Tee, LMFAO, Janet Jackson, DJ Casper, Aaron Carter, Silento, and 2 Unlimited. This is what hip hop soul, new jack swing, pop rap, and hip house should be called. None of it is good.
Teeny bopper: I really love dance-rap! My favorite dance-rap group is TLC! Are you a fan of them?
Me: No.
Me: No.
by Super Tips February 24, 2022
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