Super Tips's definitions

Before He Cheats

The name of an awful song by none other than Carrie Underwood, who might as well be the utter nadir of music. This song comprises the absolute worst music in recorded history. No words can describe the torment of listening to pop country music, including this trash. I curse the day that Carrie won American Idol. In all seriousness, this song blows for how noble, proud and strong she tries to be on this one. Everything I said here is in reverse too. I mean, she's elevating herself from the basic visceral joy imagining busting somebody's overdetailed four-wheel drive! This doesn't make her seem strong, independent or respectable at all; she is weak, impulsive, vulnerable, thoughtless and immature for choosing to bust her boyfriend's truck in half a dozen ways. Break up with him instead, Carrie!

"Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats..."

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

come clean

The name of an awful song by the gay, untalented singer Hilary Duff. Also used when someone tells the truth about something they've been lying about or wants to keep a secret.

Why don't I come clean? Let me just be honest, dear. I promise not to hide anything.

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Dance-rap

Kid-friendly rap music or teen pop by the likes of C+C Music Factory, 2 Unlimited, TLC, Michael and Janet Jackson, Bobby Brown, R. Kelly, Beyonce, MC Hammer, DJ Casper and Kris Kross. Like corporate rock, over-saturation is what establishes its broad appeal and it has no creativity or inovation.

The DJ at my cousin's birthday party was horrible. He played a mix of dance-rap, teen pop, disco, '80s hair metal, and corporate rock songs... all of which were terrible. I really cringed when he played "Waterfalls" by TLC.

by Super Tips February 24, 2022

Dance-rap

Music that mixes elements of electronic dance music like house and techno with hip-hop. It can also be called hip house, rap house, or house rap.

My favorite dance-rap song was "Everybody Dance Now (Gonna Make You Sweat)" by C+C Music Factory.

by Super Tips February 24, 2022

Dance rap

A type of rap music with heavy influence from EDM like house, trance, and Europop. It is marketed to the 10-25 demographic and usually has light-hearted lyrics.

The DJ at my cousin's birthday party was horrible. He played a mix of dance rap, teen pop, disco, '80s hair metal, and corporate rock songs... all of which were terrible. I really cringed when he played "Waterfalls" by TLC.

by Super Tips February 24, 2022

Dance-rap

Awful music by the likes of C+C Music Factory, Michael Jackson, Mary Blige, R Kelly, Faith Evans, Bobby Brown, TLC, Beyoncé, Sweet Tee, LMFAO, Janet Jackson, DJ Casper, Aaron Carter, Silento, and 2 Unlimited. This is what hip hop soul, new jack swing, pop rap, and hip house should be called. None of it is good.

Teeny bopper: I really love dance-rap! My favorite dance-rap group is TLC! Are you a fan of them?
Me: No.

by Super Tips February 24, 2022