32 definitions by SunShine

langiappe

I like Playboy for the hot pictures, but the articles are just langiappe.

by SunShine March 24, 2003

Annoying troll which lives underground,preferably it's mother's basement.Where it can spew it's hatred upon all via the internet to feel good about it's self.Can be found licking the floors of peep show booths. Has the mentality of a 12 y/o boy, as well as size and genitalia,if at all.Anything that can be said to a kelp will be twisted in such a way to make itself seem better than everyone.

Guy 1. I have a nice car. kelp. you're a fag, and you live in your mother's basement. Guy 2. My girlfriends hot! kelp. She's a bitch! I only go out with hot chick's, that's all I ever get, they all love me , because I'm such a stud, they all get in line for me!etc., ad nauseum.

by SunShine March 25, 2005

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twinkie

cream filled pastry.. no substance..
used to describe a bimbo high school girl.. pretty... slooty popular and brain dead.. with no original thought anywhere in sight

modern version of a valley girl

those twinkies have got to be dumber than a rock

by SunShine December 15, 2004

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