4 definitions by Summer 2

Top Definition
1. A man that eats his own skeet.
2. Person who swallows ejaculate.
1. That skeet eater licked his own load off her back.
2. I'm a skeet eater because it's rude to spit.
by Summer 2 October 01, 2006
1. An internet monitoring device that operates by catching bits and pieces of data sent from one internet user to another and then reassembling them for the FBI to examine.
The FBI's controversial Carnivore spy system, which has been renamed DCS1000, is a specially configured Windows computer designed to sit on an Internet provider's network and monitor electronic communications. To retrieve the stored data, an agent stops by to pick up a removable hard drive with the information that the Carnivore system was configured to record.
2. An obsessive individual that seeks total control in a relationship by networking your social circle and monitoring your communications.
3. An animal that gets food from killing and eating other animals. The social behavior of a carnivore indicates the potential for information transfer and social learning among the species.
1. Santa Claus does't need the Carnivore spy system, he already knows who's been naughty or nice!
2. She broke up with the carnivore because she was a free spirit that valued her privacy far more than she valued a relationship with him.
3. The lioness made a meal of the carnivore that stumbled on her pride.
by Summer 2 November 30, 2006
1. When you post a blog on the internet that displays your genitals, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that they are the life of the cyber party.)
2. Using the internet to post a negative blog about another person in an attempt to create controversy.
1. No one wanted to see the pervert's dick and his cock blogging was inappropriate for MySpace.
2. His cock blogging sounded a lot like the little boy who cried wolf.
by Summer 2 December 12, 2006
Ending a relationship with an obsessive individual who seeks total control in the relationship by networking your social circle and monitoring your communications.
She is a free spirit that values her privacy far more than she values a relationship with him, so she did a carnivore187 on his ass.
by Summer 2 December 07, 2006

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