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Crip Slip

A handicapped parking space in a parking lot designated for handicapped vehicle use only. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.

These parking spaces are coveted spots utilized by people with permanent disabilities or individuals who do not have any empathy for people with disabilities.

In addition, these parking spaces are utilized by elderly individuals who cannot park their vehicle within the designated marked area.

Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.
(While waiting for a parking spot at the mall during the peak holiday season)

Hey look! There 's an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there before someone else snags it!

Fuck, we can't park there, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.

Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.

Originates from Bergen County New Jersey! Yo, yo, yo .... top of the food chain!
by SumDumFuk2 August 27, 2017
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A handicapped space in a parking lot designated for handicapped people. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.

Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.
Oh, there is an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there...

Fuck, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.

Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.
by SumDumFuk2 August 27, 2017
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