A NARUTARD is someone who only started liking the series after
it was localized on Cartoon Netowrk. They
flock conventions in terrible Naruto
cosplay, made from regular clothing, and wear
their cheap Hot Topic bought headbands.
have a distinct lack
of knowledge of the series, even going
as far to state random misconceptions that haven't yet occured, such as Sasuke
and Sakura getting married, or such and such kills such and such.
to read the manga, or watch subtitled episodes
of the japanese version, which
is far ahead of the rest. They
are also just recently learning about the 'newer' shippuden series, which
is as old as dirt as of lately, and are still unaware the Sasuke
and Sakura will never happen, because there is a bony hipped megane rapist named Karin, who loves
to molest Sasuke
, and punch Suigetsu
in the face.
also have a apparent lack
of regard towards other anime that aren't on cartoon network. They
have recently flocked over to Bleach, or even
Deathnote, despite not having
the mental capacity to understand a single episode.
also fail to awknowledge that Naruto
is not the single best anime of all time, and that there are other, much more
prominent anime, such as Rozen Maiden, Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky
Star, Negima!? and Pani Poni Dash (Which
all scored sufficiently
higher, with the exception
had not yet debuted, on the 2007 TV Asahi
Person A: OMG SASUKE DIES HE GETS KILLED MY OROCHIMARU.
Person B: ... Other way around, Narutard.
Person A: NARUTO KILLS
THE HELP OF SASUKE!
Person B: No. Freakin' Narutard! You don't know anything!
Person A: THERE'S NO FEMALE IN AKATSUKI, IT'S ALL YAOI.
Person B: No. Her name is Konan, and she's like Yomiko
Person A: Yomiko
Readman? WHO THE HECK IS THAT!?
Person B: Agh, fricken Narutard! She's the Megane Queen?
Person A: Megane?
Person B: ....... -pulls out cleaver-