Suferman's definitions

Widecat

A cat which possesses extreme quantities of saturated fat.

My Widecat's name is Kibamaru. Kibamaru is a very wide widecat.

by Suferman December 31, 2008

Longdog

A very long dog which has a ravenous tinge about it.

Longdog Kibamaru is very long and always hungry.

by Suferman January 2, 2009

Pethair

Noun: Someone with a constant urge to fap-fap. Verb: To fap-fap

Lol, Pethair just faps all day. Pethair loves Neil. Woah! Look at Petey fap-fapping to Dylan Bowen!

by Suferman January 4, 2009