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Definitions by Suferman
Pethair
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Noun:
Someone
with a
constant
urge
to fap-fap. Verb: To fap-fap
Lol, Pethair just faps
all day
. Pethair
loves
Neil. Woah!
Look at
Petey fap-fapping to Dylan Bowen!
Pethair
by
Suferman
January 4, 2009
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Longdog
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A very
long dog
which has a
ravenous
tinge
about it
.
Longdog Kibamaru is very
long
and
always hungry
.
Longdog
by
Suferman
January 2, 2009
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Widecat
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A cat which
possesses
extreme
quantities of
saturated fat
.
My Widecat's
name
is Kibamaru. Kibamaru is a very
wide
widecat.
Widecat
by
Suferman
December 31, 2008
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