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Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression and porn addiction and feels as though he is being punished for his sins. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophises about his purpose in life. I would know, I'm an Oscar.

Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.

by SueDonNim December 29, 2018