24 definitions by Suckmytoes_77
Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.
🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"
Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."
by Suckmytoes_77 July 5, 2021
A classy way to call someone an 'ass eater' giving off the impression that you are a classy person, even when insulting someone.
by Suckmytoes_77 April 13, 2021
A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.
Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 29, 2023
It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023
Dart SZN (season) is a period of time (usually the winter season) which is reserved for the consumption of darts (cigarettes). Dart SZN was created so that smokers who wish to cut back a bit on their habit have a designated time of the year during which they can partake in it; after which they attempt to go cold turkey for the remainder of the year.
Person 1: "Yooo guess what time it is?"
Person 2: "Is it really time already?" It must be-
Both: "DART SZN!"
(Sparks up cigarette)
Person 2: "Is it really time already?" It must be-
Both: "DART SZN!"
(Sparks up cigarette)
by Suckmytoes_77 May 18, 2021
The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.
"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."
by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2023
The act of running (dare I say charging) at an unsuspecting person from behind, and slamming your knee into their tailbone. Named so because it resembles a rhino's charge. Often times there is no rhyme or reason to this act, other than to be a total dick to your friends.
Example 1: "I'm about to rhino this random dude. This is gonna be hilarious."
Example 2: "GET RHINO'D BIYATCH!"
Example 2: "GET RHINO'D BIYATCH!"
by Suckmytoes_77 April 29, 2023