1 definition by Suck_my_Burton_2k11

notorious cat slapper

a monster who slaps innocent cats to gain the power of its soul. by slapping the cat, its soul is directly exposed to Burton and he can suck up all its life force. leaving the cat unfortuantley dead.

Burton also advertises washing machine cleaners and is somewhat of an urban legend.
Oh my Burton

washing machines live longer with Burton

watch out Burtons about... and hes coming for your cat
by Suck_my_Burton_2k11 June 16, 2011
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