2 definitions by Suck your farther figure

The Taylor

The move in dating in where the man proceeds to cum in his pants on command

Dis bitch did the taylor for the seventh time today. (person two) But dude it's no nut November ! (person one) *cums his pants* (person two) not u too man *cums his pants*.

by Suck your farther figure November 7, 2018

The connor

When a man of older age likes his lips a soils himself when he sees a small child

"Can you believe that oscar did The connor last night?"

by Suck your farther figure November 7, 2018