Just keep stroking, just keep stroking...

Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.

"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.

by Submitters of Words June 26, 2011

Assentials

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

by Submitters of Words August 02, 2011

UrbanOpinions

a better and more accurate name for this site

This place is called urban"dictionary"? Ha. Good one.
Urbanopinions isn't neccesarily a pejorative, it's just a reflection of the truth

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

Obomney

Sarcastic fusion of names Obama and Romney, used by folks who think both politicians are essentially the same, due to their similar policies and the like

"Obomney"

But hey, aren't most politicians the same? They care just for the rich...

by Submitters of Words March 30, 2012

No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words April 22, 2011

iseekgirls.com

One of the best sites on the web if you're looking for free porn. Features some hot-ass girls...
I highly recommend it.

Iseekgirls.com is top notch stuff.

by Submitters of Words July 06, 2011

Latex Love

Sex with a condom. Doesn't feel as great but it sure beats 18 years of child support.

Ready for some latex love, babe?

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011