Submitters of Words's definitions

Welfare

Just so you Republican asshats know, most of the people on welfare these days are children.
Just look it up you'll see I'm right.

The fact is that if you vehemently oppose any form of welfare these days, you're indirectly asking for the return of child labor.

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011

Obomney

Sarcastic fusion of names Obama and Romney, used by folks who think both politicians are essentially the same, due to their similar policies and the like

"Obomney"

But hey, aren't most politicians the same? They care just for the rich...

by Submitters of Words August 19, 2012

Rick Perry

Just another George W. Bush.

You'd think Americans would learn from their previous mistakes, but that's asking too much isn't it?

Rick Perry is Dubya 2.0

by Submitters of Words September 8, 2011

Norweigistan

The new word for Norway now that it's being overrun by Muslims

Norweigistan is just one of several European countries being overrun by Muslims at the moment

by Submitters of Words August 15, 2011

No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

Dog bless you

The atheist way of saying "God Bless You". Self-explanatory really

It's meant in jest, of course..what, you couldn't guess that? Dog bless you!

by Submitters of Words March 30, 2011

Wanna have sex?

The singlemost effective pickup line in existence. Try it.

Think about it: You cut right to the chase. Ok sure, statistically, only 1 in 100 women will say yes. And you might get some people mad along the way. But it's still a time saver since you don't have to indulge in any long conversation/pointless flirting etc.
Also, you'll be surprised at how many women appreciate the frank honesty associated with it. No games!
So, whaddya say?
Wanna have sex?

by Submitters of Words June 30, 2011