Given that stingrays have two soft flaps
on either side and a hole
in the middle, the word 'stingray' is a viable euphemism for the female genitalia
, assuming that the flaps would correspond to the labia
, and the hole would correspond to the vagina
I first put this euphemism to use after my girlfriend and I went to the zoo. She went to the stingray-petting exhibit and I couldn't control my immature glee. Later, I masturbated her so that we could both change our Facebook
statuses to inform the world of our love for petting stingrays.
1. Woman, I'll pet your stingray all night long.