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When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.
Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.
by Stushkushnpuss January 6, 2016
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A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried
"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"

"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
by Stushkushnpuss April 5, 2020
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