2 definitions by Stump Junkman
The desperate act of attempting to talk your dingus into engorging while your partner reads a magazine because you couldn't get it up.
Zach was frantically trying to engourage his floppy dick (which he called Chris) into becoming erect. His wife was beginning to suspect that things were not how she thought they were.
by Stump Junkman March 31, 2021
Person who insists that Die Hard is a Christmas movie simply because they prefer to make outlandish divisive claims on the internet, rather than having a sincere conviction.
Person who insists that Die Hard is a Christmas
I'm getting tired of these Die Harders who are stirring up crap on Facebook. Die Hard is a movie that happens to be set at Christmas. It's not a Christmas movie.
I'm getting tired of these Die Harders who are stirring up crap on Facebook. Die Hard is a movie that happens to be set at Christmas. It's not a Christmas movie.
by Stump Junkman December 21, 2020