6 definitions by Student72
When you are surrounded by wombles (idiots and time wasters) and you are buried under an avalanche of their stupidity
I was trying the to the bottom of the issue but I was buried by a womblanche from the HR department.
I was almost done but I got careless and was hit by a womblanche .
I was almost done but I got careless and was hit by a womblanche .
by Student72 October 22, 2019
idiot, dolt or fool, a person that wastes other people's time by endless waffling about one thing or another.Someone that interrupts a constructive conversation with a piece of irrelevant or unrelated information, often a personal story or anecdote, that doesn't apply at all. In the work environment this person is generally over paid and always under delivers due to their tendency to waste their own and everyone else's time.
That person is a fucking womble.
I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.
Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit
I wish they would stop wombling and get on with it.
Dont include them in the meeting if they are just going to womble on and on about complete bullshit
by Student72 July 10, 2019
When you are surrounded by wombles who are ruining enjoyable or constructive conversations by wombling about nothing the only way to retain your sanity is to play womblingo. Each time the same (or agreed) idiotic or irrelevant story or phase is repeated you scream "womblingo", slap the offending wombler across the face and walk casually from the meeting or water cooler conversation (alternative: "womblingo", slap, stare them dead in the eye and slowly sit down again)
WombleA "......and thats how I completed my full set of Smurf miniatures", PersonB "Womblingo!!!!" SLAP, causal exit saunter
WombleA "........ and then I lost 10k on the slots machine", PersonB "Womblingo!!!" SLAP, steely stare, slowly take their seat again.
WombleA "........ and then I lost 10k on the slots machine", PersonB "Womblingo!!!" SLAP, steely stare, slowly take their seat again.
by Student72 July 11, 2019
Shorthand for a combination of 'fury and rage' when displayed by individuals where it is comically funny when they try and express either one. Regularly expressed relative to something trivial or meaningless, an individual with 'furage' will generally out themselves by using either one, or both, of the words "fury" and or "rage" to punctuate their mundane sentence and to let you know exactly how 'furageous' they are.
"my driver had just called in sick, fury!" said Martin expressing furage for 5th time that morning.
"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.
"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.
"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.
"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.
by Student72 August 1, 2019
when someone or something is driving you crazy, or 'tilting' you, and you decide to pay it forward and either share the situation with someone else (misery loves company), or to take it out on someone else to make yourself feel better and them worse (kick the dog syndrome).
1) PerA: "I can't believe that Martin is being such a womble", PerB:"I dont want to hear it, I'm not interested your tilt transfer"
2) PerA: "Did you hear Jim's ridiculous story about starting Facebook", PerB "I have enough issues of my own I dont need any Jim tilt transfer"
2) PerA: "Did you hear Jim's ridiculous story about starting Facebook", PerB "I have enough issues of my own I dont need any Jim tilt transfer"
by Student72 October 23, 2019
His team has been destroyed in their last 3 games, only an idioptimist would think they are going to the finals.
by Student72 July 3, 2019