87 definitions by Stuart Fletcher
<noun>
A car comprised of two halves from other cars welded in the centre and repainted to sell to others. Usually structurally unsound after the process and dangerous to use.
A car comprised of two halves from other cars welded in the centre and repainted to sell to others. Usually structurally unsound after the process and dangerous to use.
"My mate Tommy does cut n shuts. Last week he welded a Ford Focus and a Rover 400 together. He made a few bob selling it to some old lady."
by Stuart Fletcher January 13, 2005
"There's a shed-full of stars in the Universe."
"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."
"Brenda accepted the shed-full of sperm which was oozed all over her in the bukkake cum-bath."
by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"
2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."
2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
WINSTON: "What do you think about the travelling issues concerning our holiday in the summer?"
JONES: "It is something to be discussed morrowforth."
WINSTON: "I wholeheartedly concur with the aforementioned hypothesis, sire."
JONES: "It is something to be discussed morrowforth."
WINSTON: "I wholeheartedly concur with the aforementioned hypothesis, sire."
by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2006
TOMMY: "Yeah and then he went into the post office and shot everyone, it was horrendous."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."
TAMMY: "Yeah I went into the post office the other day... Nothing really major like that happened, but I DID find some useful passport documents..."
<silence>
TIMMY: "Therefore, shut the fuck up."
by Stuart Fletcher February 24, 2005
British slang defining the result when one manages to get rid of the entire contents of their rectal passage in one go, without splitting the fecal matter in any place or having to do 'seconds' (where there is more than one log).
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004
<noun> Slang;
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005