3 definitions by Storytime

Blumpff

The sound made by a loose vagina queef.

Dude, that girl's vagina just went blumpff.

by Storytime March 19, 2013

Urges

Strong desires to engage in sexual relations with another.

The reason I avoid hanging out with you is because I have urges.

by Storytime May 25, 2013

dejunkify

v. To remove clutter; to clean; to cause an area or container to contain fewer unnecessary objects or to contain them in a more aesthetically pleasing fashion.

"Could you sort through some of these papers for me? I'm trying to dejunkify these folders."

"You really need to dejunkify your counter tops."

by Storytime February 9, 2006