2 definitions by Stoner Kathy

fuck crust

The crunchy goodness that remains on your genitalia after a long night of making love.

You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 20, 2017