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A wee man, very short in stature, has a high pitched voice and used to work for Santa as an elf. But beware what he lacks in height he more then makes up in temper. He is like a angry red headed wolverine! Is a big NASCAR(none athletic sport circling around rednecks) fan who secretly loves Jimmi Johnson and wants to rub coconut butter on his tail pipe. When at work will punch, maim, or even kill a person who goes in the wrong door, so beware and pay close attention when he's screaming at you to go to a certain spot, you can die.. For real he'll kill you.
Wow that service writer totally pulled a Liam on that little kid by kicking him in the head!
by Stone cold pimp November 19, 2010
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