4 definitions by Stitchur pistol

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Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.
by Stitchur pistol December 17, 2009

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The abbreviated form of the phrase "what are you" used quickly in a text message.
1. Woodru doin?
by Stitchur pistol December 17, 2009

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The brown cream that projects from one's anus. It can be very smeary and sometimes quite smelly. Also on occasion will contain nuts and/or corn.
I accidentally saw my wife's butt poop and it had pieces of corn in it.
by Stitchur Pistol September 19, 2010

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When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.
hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."
by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

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