1 definition by Sting Cunt-Stomper

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The material (often towel, tissue, toilet paper or nearby piece of paper crumpled to softness) used to ejaculate in to at the end of a strenuous masturbatory session.
What they don't often advertise, is that the ShamWow makes a FANTASTIC Jag Rag.
by Sting Cunt-Stomper August 13, 2010

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