patron of any local watering
hole, first, jumps up on a pool
table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their
glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well
was the best dual scrotum hanger
I've ever witnessed. That
far surpassed the single scrotum hanger
from yesterday's happy hour!"