1 definition by StiffyLongBottom
A penis that has been slept on or previously thought of as sub par but in reality is a sneakily fantastic penis in overall appearance, girth, and length.
Yo Jeff, I heard that cripple in the band actually has a weezel dick, rumor has it he has been hooking up with a playboy bunny.
by StiffyLongBottom May 25, 2022