13 definitions by Sticky whistle teeth

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships

Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”

Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.

Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.