Gayter

1. A person who dislikes gays.
2. A gay hater.
3. A hater who is gay.
4. A gay waiter.
5. A gay alligator.

Gay 1: OMG those shoes look hideous on him!
Gay 2: You are such a Gayter.

Goolaush

(Pronounced sounds like: Goo-Lodge but more French. Like bon voyage)
The mixture of various paints joined to make one ugly color.

Guy 1: hey boss what do you want me to do with the cans of left-over paint?
Boss: make a Goolaush and store it in the garage.

Person who enjoys gagging on a male sex organ while performing oral sex.

Guy 1: when you get head, do you prefer a spanky wanky or a sloppy toppy?
Guy 2: it don't matter, as long as she's a Gaga.
Guy 1: I heard that!