Steven Stephalonavich's definitions

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Darchitecture

The art of creating dark things. A dark form of architecture. The creation of torture chambers and other buildings used for evil purposes.

Satan: So how do you like hell Adolf?
Hitler: Wow, I am blown away by the Darchitecture.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021