To go down on a girl who has her clit pierced.
I didn't realise Claire had a pirate's ear til I flicked it
The act of a lady pleasuring herself
That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.
A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"
You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up
A complete bullshitter, beyond a mere simple boaby or knob
That Frank McKenna's a fucking boaby knob