5 definitions by Steven Edwards

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Has no real experience, because most of his time as "senator" was spent campaigning for his own election to President. Is praised for his "ability to bring change", although what kind of change he will bring will most likely surprise the mindless white liberal drones that are blindly supporting him (black rule and power over whites).

Has implied he wants to spend billions more of OUR money to third-world (read - African) countries, which WE DON'T HAVE (HELLO?), and which (let's be honest) will never be used to actually benefit their countries.

Most people are voting for him because (a)they wish to impress their black friends (won't happen) or (b)if they help bring the 1st black President into office, they will get a "Get Out Of Racism Free" card (not necessarily true, and pretty sad if that's their only goal this election).

These same people will come crying at Ron Paul's feet to lead them after the subsequent fiasco.
I am going to vote for Obama, because he represents CHANGE and HOPE. Even though I don't know a thing about how he means those terms.
by Steven Edwards May 19, 2008
The tendency of African-American "males", when losing an argument, to make an inevitable comment about his penis size or sexual prowess, no matter how irrelevant it may be the topic at hand.

Can also refer to sexual crimes/harassment committed with one's "muh dikk".
E1) White guy - "Leroy, I believe your theory is incorrect. KFC, in fact, IS detrimental to one's health".
Leroy - "Shutup foo! You jez beez madz cuz' all da white wimminz want some o' dis big black dick!"
White guy - "Leroy, I fail to see what your mention of muh dikk has added to this conversation".

E2) Tyrone couldn't help trying to muh dikk all the white wimminz in his neighborhood.
by Steven Edwards July 12, 2008
A girl who thinks that by producing contentless videos showing off her (admittedly) attractive body in a superheroine costume will woo voters into voting for Obama. Sadly, it seems to be working on most non-thinking idiots.

A prime example of the shallow minds of most Americans today.
Please explain why you support Obama, Obama girl. Just because you have a "crush" doesn't mean he's a good presidential choice.
by Steven Edwards May 12, 2008
Widely considered one of (if not the) worst console(s) of all time, even surpassing systems like the Sega CD, 32X and 3DO, which each had at least 1 decent game each.

Its most (in)famous games included the Nintendo-licensed Zelda games Faces of Evil/Wand of Gamelon/Zelda's Adventure, along with Hotel Mario.

Interestingly, the CD-i would live on to finally entertain people (in a way) about a decade and a half after its release, when the Youtube Poop fad (which is heavily rooted in the horrendously bad, yet hilarious, Nintendo FMVs).
Notable cd-i game quotes:

"Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?"

"There is no time, your sword is enough!"

"You DARE bring light into my lair? YOU MUST DIE?!!!"
by Steven Edwards August 09, 2009
Crappiest fast food on Earth, name any restaurant and it's probably better.

Business is mainly bolstered by po' ghetto residents and their chillin' - which is the target audience of much of their advertising campaigns.
Instead of McDonald's, try eating at Burger King. There, at least you'll get properly-sized food.
by Steven Edwards September 22, 2007

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