Steven's definitions

zubel

half erect penis

damn, that bitch gave me a zubel

by Steven January 8, 2004

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004

Conan

One who fights for the good of man. The antonym of Newman

That man will go down as one of the greatest Conans in history.

by Steven April 6, 2004

peg boy

1. In seafaring, a young male sailor in Her Majesty's Navy, usually of slender disposition who was designated to sit on a peg to keep his anus loose for penetration by the other sailors.
2. In more modern times, a derogatory term denoting a sissy, a fag, or a feminine sailor.

After a long day swabbing the decks, a visit to Billy the peg boy proved to be quite relaxing and enjoyable for Captain Wollingsworth.

by Steven February 28, 2005

croon

To speak, sing, moan, or hum in a soft, gentle, intimate, soothing, or murmuring manner, particularly when adapting to an amplification system or using an echoing effect.

The mother was crooning over the sick child to help her fall asleep.

by Steven January 23, 2004

fsnsmyc

fucking suck my cock

Hey Alicia why dont you fnsmyc you wh0re.

by steven August 5, 2003

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003