Steven's definitions

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

scrollix

A play on words of bollix, often coupled with jimmy.

He fell on his jimmy scrollix

by Steven December 23, 2003

stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

by Steven April 5, 2004

kizz0r

Derived from the word, 'kiss' .. What Alicia will sometimes give to Steven and vice versa. Often numerous times, but never with tounge! ;)

Mmmm. Alicia kizz0rs! <33333333

by Steven March 19, 2005

pre game

tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time

by Steven December 4, 2003

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003

xcore

A suffix used to emphasise the extreme properties of just about any adjective, noun, verb, or even meaningless words.

1: Adam is emoxcore (Adam is overly emotional)

2: I'm sad. SADXCORE! (I'm very sad)

3: WOO! SNOWXCORE! (We had a lot of snow last night)

4:
Crybaby: My dad won't let me drive his new car so I'm going to cut myself.
Guy who's smartxcore:
CRYCRYXCORE! ("Man, no one cares")

by steven December 31, 2003