Steven's definitions

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003

fedora

The sweet hat that Indiana Jones wears.

Indiana Jones always has his fedora with him.

by Steven December 15, 2003

off the hook

the fish that got away

I almost had that bass but it got off the hook.

by Steven January 29, 2004

unibrow

the overgrowth of unwanted facial hair between the eyebrows.
also called mono brow.

Jerry has a unibrow.

by steven July 28, 2003

bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005

bullwhip

A leather rope consisting of a solid handle, tapering into the thong (the main body of the whip), the fall (the thin part near the end that does all the damage) and the cracker, which makes the characteristic sonic boom.

Indiana Jones pulled out his bullwhip, snapped his wrist, and the man's gun when flying.

by Steven December 15, 2003

donkey penis

Howard Dean.

I saw a 1979 Pinto with a Donkey Penis in 2004 sticker on it.

by Steven November 22, 2003