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A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by Steve1979 July 19, 2006
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"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by Steve1979 July 16, 2006
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A partially drawn swastika that is turned into a different kind of graffiti by the artist when he thinks he's going to get caught. This is to lessen the severity of the offense of the graffiti. In other words, an aborted effort to draw a swastika.
The teacher caught Mark writing on his desk, but found only an abortstika. Therefore, Mark only got a detention and not a suspension.

Ryan and Tony managed to make the abortstika on the gravestones when they saw the police coming. Seeing how they were caught, they might as have been making non-offensive imagery.
by Steve1979 January 1, 2008
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