5 definitions by Steve Cee.

goatse

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

by Steve Cee. April 30, 2006

Spiff

To shoot spunk over someones face.

Man 1. Steve is well a bit gay.
Man 2. Yeah, he loves to be spiffed over

by Steve Cee. July 23, 2006

chewy biscuit

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.

After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.

by Steve Cee. May 1, 2006

nub chugger

One who has perfected the art of chugging nubs.

A cock sucker.

I had such a great nub chugging last night I had my bone on for 6 hours.

After a great nub chug I waxed off my meat for about 45 seconds.

Your mate Billy is a right nub chugger.

by Steve Cee. May 1, 2006

mouldy sausage

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

by Steve Cee. March 31, 2007