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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but more frank. This maneuver is performed as a post-coitus display of disrespect for a man's partner. The male subject subdues his partner and proceeds to smear his sweaty buttcrack over her nose and ride up and down her face with it. Optional: to make it more enjoyable for her, tickle her nostrils with your asshair/dingleberries.
"After Mark had forgotten to wipe his ass, Sydney received a crusty, stale brown smar."

"During a football game, Steve's pants were yanked loose. After the play, Steve vented his frustration by pulling a brown smar on the fallen defender."
by Steve Bright October 20, 2003
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The showing of one's scrotum to an unprepared victim by way of asking if he/she would like some bubblegum
Expecting a delicious piece of Bazooka bubblegum, Kory instead recieved the viewing of Jeff's hairy scrotal area.

Although Tannia didn't expect Steve's type of bubblegum, she accepted it ravenously and chewed to her heart's desire
by Steve Bright October 25, 2003
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