Definitions by Stephen W. Thomas

Woodland Bear 

A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.

Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.

Woodland Bear by Stephen W. Thomas July 16, 2008

squinky 

Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.

'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'

squinky by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

planage 

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.

'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'

planage by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

saving the world

A harmless way for girls to describe monthly cycles without making guy friends feel awkward.

'Why are you so squinky Jennifer?'
'Sorry, I'm saving the world at the moment.'

saving the world by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

ultimate woopage 

An expression of being elated to full capacity.

'Oh my goodness! I'm seeing {Coldplay live! Ultimate woopage!'

ultimate woopage by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

pokes my hemorroids! 

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

pokes my hemorroids! by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

spag bol 

Spaghetti bolognaise. And you're in idiot if you think otherwise.

'I love spag bol like a well-worn custard cream!'

spag bol by Stephen W. Thomas June 1, 2005