Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

hilaribibble

Funny, and yet ridiculous. A great word to lighten ANY situation.

'My mother died last night.'
'That's hilaribibble!'
'Ho ho ho, ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Crapanimation

Manga,anime or Japanimation drawn by lonely teenagers who think they are cool. They are not. The likeness to real Japanese cartoons varies, but is irrelevant once one realises an idiot could draw the characters.

'Is that crapanimation you're drawing, Phil?'
'No, it's Japanimation.'
'Tomayto, Tomarto'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

dancey-dance

A particularly happy dance, best described as an improvised jazz-hand influenced skank-like dance.

'When I'm jovial, I do the dancey-dance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

Elvis Presley

Elvis Aaron Presley, in the humblest of circumstances, was born to Vernon and Gladys Presley on January 8, 1935. Elvis’ musical influences were the pop and country music of the time, the gospel music he heard in church and at the all-night gospel sings he frequently attended, and the black R&B he absorbed on historic Beale Street as a Memphis teenager. In 1954, he began his singing career with the legendary Sun Records label in Memphis. By 1956, he was an international sensation. With a sound and style that uniquely combined his diverse musical influences and blurred and challenged the social and racial barriers of the time, he ushered in a whole new era of American music and popular culture. He starred in 33 successful films, made history with his television appearances and specials, and knew great acclaim through his many, often record-breaking, live concert performances on tour and in Las Vegas. Globally, he has sold over one billion records, more than any other artist. His American sales have earned him gold, platinum or multi-platinum awards for 150 different albums and singles, far more than any other artist. Among his many awards and accolades were 14 Grammy nominations (3 wins) from the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, which he received at age 36, and his being named One of the Ten Outstanding Young Men of the Nation for 1970 by the United States Jaycees. His talent, good looks, sensuality, charisma, and good humour endeared him to millions, as did the humility and human kindness he demonstrated throughout his life. Known the world over by his first name, he is regarded as one of the most important figures of twentieth century popular culture. Elvis died at his Memphis home, Graceland, on August 16, 1977.

"I believe in the Bible. I believe that all good things come from God. I don't believe I'd sing the way I do if God hadn't wanted me to." - Elvis Presley

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Pasties

Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.

'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

pube

A public house. Often used to get drunk in.

Kid:'I'm off to the pube.'
Parental Figure: 'With your little brother, of course.'
Kid: 'But he hates playing in the pube garden.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005