Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

pube

A public house. Often used to get drunk in.

Kid:'I'm off to the pube.'
Parental Figure: 'With your little brother, of course.'
Kid: 'But he hates playing in the pube garden.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

h/w

Abbreiviation for homework. Only used in written form.

(IM conversation)
Stan: gtg, bro, h/w to do.
Emily: Don't call me bro.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 10, 2005

abscess

A right pain in the arse.

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004

Pasties

Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.

'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

skindie

A mixture between a skater and an indie. A desired state for some, a dreaded state for others.

"Look at that skindie over there!"
"That's not a skindie, thats an elephant."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

ultimate woopage

An expression of being elated to full capacity.

'Oh my goodness! I'm seeing {Coldplay live! Ultimate woopage!'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005