2 definitions by Stella Artois

Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 29, 2017

Trump

Flatulence.

A play on words derived from the word trumpet highlighting the amusing sound created.

'Oi, who just Trumped?'...

'Wtf dude. We're in the @&£#ing LIFT, you smelly €#%¥!'

'GODDANG, SOMEBODY OPEN THE @&£#ING DOOR QUICK!'

by Stella Artois June 2, 2017