11 definitions by Steek3636

A portmanteau of tiny and minute. This word suits the real estate business well, combining novelty with honesty.
I looked at a one bedroom condo today. At 400 square feet it was tinute.
by Steek3636 July 25, 2019
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A failed attempt to spell irrelevant that created a whole new word, and possibly genus.
When designing a zoo worrying about lions entering the pachyderms inclosures may be errelephant.
by Steek3636 July 16, 2018
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A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.
Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.
by Steek3636 July 18, 2019
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An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.
Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.
by Steek3636 August 3, 2019
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