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Statiku is the name of the hottest blonde boy that has every existed. He is so hot that god had to nerf him because he was floating in pussy. Statiku participates in sexual intercourse because he is just that cool.
Omg, do you see that guy over there he is a total statik.
I have had a crush on statik for the longest time.

Me too girl. Statik is so hot
by Static1337 April 23, 2021
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