As defined by John Lennon: Take two new #2 pencils and your chick. Have her kneel down before your exposed dick. Put the eraser end of the pencils in each ear and pull her towards you using the pencils and shout, "Suck it, bitch!"
I got two new Tyconderogas left, baby. Let's play stickball.
After the SATs, I played stickball with this babe who sat in front of me.