Starwarsgeek133's definitions

Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.

Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.

by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011

Jewish Zombie

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010

Jewish Food

Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.

I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.

by starwarsgeek133 June 2, 2010

Judas

Someone who sold out Jesus BECAUSE Jesus told him too, and Judas felt extremly guilty about it. Jesus told Judas to sell him out because he was going to die for everyone's sins. Judas did, and since he was overwhelmed with guilt, he hung himself. Now a few people hate Jews because ONE Jew sold out their savior. ALL of Jesus' desciphles were Jewish.

Judas wasn't a betrayer.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 5, 2010

Racist

Ignorant, closed-minded people who know nothing about the real world and other ethnicities, races, cultures, or religions.

When I was in the South I saw some rednecks yelling at a black guy. What racists.

by starwarsgeek133 May 15, 2010

Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.

(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart

by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010

Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010