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(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.
by Starmandx March 29, 2020
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What happens when you smash your face on a keyboard and hit "delete" twice.
Friend: "Hey, check out this fanfic I'm writ--"
Me: *smashes his face on the keyboard*
On the page: "Hkblgxlgzpgzk;"
Me: "Much better."
by Starmandx December 12, 2016
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Funnyjunk is the name of a website that was created in the early 2000s as (presumably) a direct competitor to sites like Newgrounds, Something Awful, and Ebaumsworld, although this comparison would be lost on all but the most senior of the site’s oldfags. Today, the site competes with 9GAG, iFunny, and other major social media outlets that all tower over Funnyjunk in comparision.

The site’s primary function is to hold a repository of memes, dank memes, deep fried memes, and, most notably, shitposts. The site is a nexus for people to steal, remix, and share these coveted internet goods and then post them on r/funny, r/memes, or Instagram. Alternatively, one can find “wholesome memes,” which are Reddit-tier edits of animals and people being happy. There is also the news and half the site is a repository of porn.

In 2014, during the debacle following Gamergate, thousands of users were banned or removed from forums and message boards for discussing Zoe Quinn or gaming journalism at all, let alone in a critical light; even the owner of 4chan, moot, had his moderators remove any discussion off his boards. The admin of Funnyjunk, Kim Jong-un, saw this mass-exodus and capitalized on it by maintaining the site’s strict adherence to freedom of speech. In turn, this lead to an influx of politically-minded individuals, mainly those leaning to the political right. A similar case happened in 2019 on Tumblr, but for porn artists and consumers.
“The memes on funnyjunk suck.”
-Toshiro
by Starmandx May 3, 2020
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When something inline that is non-serious is seemingly given extra attention to detail in order to gain more notoriety/“likes” to inflate the user’s self importance.
That post was reddit-tier cringe.
by Starmandx May 3, 2020
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