4 definitions by Sr.Verde

Hollowayed

Verb. Poor decision making while on vacation resulting in you to disappear.

Back on May 30th 2005, Natalee got Hollowayed while on vacation in Aruba. She has been Declared dead in absentia.

by Sr.Verde March 6, 2019

Routine is the death of interest

Repetitive sequences are boring.

Routine is the death of interest was first coined by John Henry Feitelberg of Barstool Sports.

by Sr.Verde October 7, 2019

Disappear

/ˌdisəˈpir/ - verb. -cease to be visible, cease to exist or be in use, be lost or go missing; become impossible to find.

"my wallet seems to have disappeared"

by Sr.Verde March 6, 2019

Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 11, 2018