2 definitions by Squidward_Tennisballs
A slang term for an older women, after menopause and before old bag Usually aged in their late 50s to mid 70s. The term is in comparison to elderly female chickens. They are too old to be a milf and too young to be a hag Most old hens migrate together in a stampede of depleting oestrogen. They can be seen gossiping in that back of church, squawking at their husband, or homesteading the local dairy queen
Think the Golden Girls.
Think the Golden Girls.
Oh good God, don't you old hens have better things to do than gossip about the preacher?
Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.
Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.
Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
by Squidward_Tennisballs August 29, 2018
To perform a creepy sexual based action against another person. Similar to how Joe Biden interacts with people of all genders and ages.
Examples of To Pull a Joe
One person sniffs the hair of another person: the sniffer pulled a Joe
Someone gets Uncomfortably close to another for a picture: the creeper pulled a Joe
When a handshake turns into a shoulder squeeze and arm rub: the frisker pulled a Joe
If Jimmy gets a half an inch away from Suzy's face to tell her she has very mature boobs for her age: Jimmy pulled a Joe
One person sniffs the hair of another person: the sniffer pulled a Joe
Someone gets Uncomfortably close to another for a picture: the creeper pulled a Joe
When a handshake turns into a shoulder squeeze and arm rub: the frisker pulled a Joe
If Jimmy gets a half an inch away from Suzy's face to tell her she has very mature boobs for her age: Jimmy pulled a Joe
by Squidward_Tennisballs February 15, 2022