A very talented band from New South Whales who are frequently criticised by puthetic people who are filled with so much self-loathing, that instead of improving their miserable 'lives', choose to make fun of three handsome men who have better hair, better personalities and more success and money than them. These people comment on their Youtube videos and do things like questioning their sexuality (how original.) So firstly; WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY?! And secondly; if you hate them stop wasting your time Googling them. I'm sure you have better things to do; like masturbate to pictures of your mother. So to all the haters; while you're here reading this Short Stack are out making money, getting laid, and probably fucking your sister. So go play in traffic.
Person one: Did you see Short Stack last night?
Person two: Yeah! Fuck me they were amazing.