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Torgeir.

The true descendant of satan. A jolly christian satanic creature that lives in the deepest forest of Norway.
It grew up amongst wild, vicious and satanic animals such as wolves, bears and Harry Potter.

Torgeir comes out every fourth Christmas or so, to feed of the flesh of little children. And also to grab a beer at the local pub.
"Hey Peter! Are you eating children again?"

"Well yes of course"

" Ooh, you are such a Torgeir!"
by Squatpump Mcfries December 19, 2017
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