2 definitions by Squadallah
One who attempts to contain semen explosion during intercourse, ultimately fails, and then attempts to cover up the fact that they ejeculated at all.
Bill: Last night, I as soon as I rammed my rod, my load blew! I tried to cover it up but my sweet and sour sauce was everywhere!
Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!
Rodney: What the fuck Bill, you're such a horfleporfer!
by Squadallah October 10, 2007
One who in the process of farting excretes large amounts of feces into the anal region. Much similar to sharting, except in most cases, much more severe, and the quantities of feces expelled out of the sphincter is in greater mass.
Stuart: *Immediately crosses legs and turns bright red.*
Henry XVI: Whats wrong Stuart?
Stuart: *Diarrheah dripping down leg*
Henry XVI: ZOMG WTF STUART YOU FUCKING STINKLETHORPE!
Henry XVI: Whats wrong Stuart?
Stuart: *Diarrheah dripping down leg*
Henry XVI: ZOMG WTF STUART YOU FUCKING STINKLETHORPE!
by Squadallah October 10, 2007