6 definitions by Spumoni
When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.
You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!
by Spumoni September 11, 2021
Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet
by Spumoni November 4, 2020
by Spumoni April 23, 2010
When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
by Spumoni September 11, 2021
Smegma, body cheese, or any other fowl, reeking, ooze collected upon a body from lack of personal hygiene
Guy no.1 “fuck man, what’s that funk?”
Guy no.2 “Todd hasn’t showered in like a week, ya boy’s brewin a mean bowl of body chowder”
Guy no.2 “Todd hasn’t showered in like a week, ya boy’s brewin a mean bowl of body chowder”
by Spumoni June 11, 2018
The deft sexual act of using one’s eye lashes as a french tickler on your partner’s anus, invariably ending in pink eye for it’s practitioner.
I ain’t about that vanilla ass sex anymore, you can’t just tongue punch dirtstars. You gotta commit and hit that bitch with the eye caramba!
by Spumoni September 30, 2018