2 definitions by SpoopyDonut711

Ewan

The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy

Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.

by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019

Ben

A bitch ass little prick who doesn't know how to do jack shit. He tries to be cool but just ends up looking like a fucking normi. Ben is also very toxic and deserves only pain and suffering for the pain and cringe he forces others to endure. Ben has a very small penis and tries to make up for it with his massive ego, and if you even dare insult him he will square up and try to fight you, even though his weak as shit.

Jack: Hey dude wanna play some b-ball?
Billy: Naa man, we can't Ben's walking over right now! He's gonna wanna play with us again :(
Jack: Damn it, his such a little toxic prick and he ruins the game every time
Billy: Yeah I know right! Quick hide the ball before he notices!

by SpoopyDonut711 November 4, 2019